when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.
dont get mad when i treat you like you treat me
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls